The full title should read: The Rant Chronicles: A Sea of God Damn Boxes and other Frustrating Things. But it wouldn't let me type all that. WTH?!

Holy fucking mothering blood of hell you guys. THE BOXES. THEY NEVER END!!!! How much shit does my room mate have?!

He's off at work and I work from home so I've been here, clearing and organizing the clutter. I'm basically all settled in. There's like... A small pile of my stuff I have yet to tackle but... But... BUT HIM?! Twelve Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Seven boxes to go through still! Obviously and exaggerated number BUT STILL.  I'm sure that I could make my own ocean with all these.

It's not TOO terrible though. I do like this part of the move because I get to decorate a new space. I also like throwing everything in the millions of boxes because it's always fun to see what you break, lose, or forget about. XD

But yes. I have moved like I said I was in my last post and that's why I haven't been here. You would think, when we asked the landlord, "Dude. Got internet?" And they were like "Chyah dude." And so we were like "Stellar, man." And guess the fuck what? NO INTERNET. I'm typing this to you from my tethering device on the business phone. Which will come in Mucho handy at Fanime..

SPEAKING OF GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING FANIME!!!!

I'm so god damn busy I wish I were joking. I had no clue when I posted on Cosplay.com that everyone and their ma would want a photoshoot. Don't get me wrong. I'm not ranting or complaining about having to shoot people. I'm actually pretty damn excited. Some want to get creative and help me create amazing photos. But I digress. I'm just ranting because by the time I'm done on Saturday, I will be walking on the sky, upside down, one eye closed, the other cocked at a weird angle, hair on end, and for some reason, my left hand will look crippled and twitchy. I am almost completely BOOKED that day. And NO ONE wants to shoot on Monday. WTF is up with that? Is that not a good enough day? You'd think it would be PERFECT. Because there's nothing to do and it's the last day... No crowds... Oh well. SATURMOTHERFUCKINGDAY IS THE SPECIAL COSPLAY PHOTOSHOOT DAY!!! IT'S LIKE A NATIONAL FUCKING HOLIDAY. xD

Nevermind I'm going to this fucking poor. I'll be lucky if I have 20 bucks to my name. Seriously. I really honestly, sincerely thank my good friend for not only securing me a ride, but letting me stay in the hotel with her and 6 other people. <3<3<3<3 Lots of ranty love!!!!


But flip flopping back to this new place. I LOVE IT HERE. Despite the internet and the scary ass room mate that lives next door to me. I'll talk about her in a sec. But, you guys!!!! It's pretty. I live close to a mountain and the outside is beautiful and it's a perfect to have an on-site studio so if y'all wanna come and have photos taken, they will be beautiful just like you. I simply mus take photos at some point and show you!

NOW ON TO OUR EVIL ROOM MATE.

She's a self entitled twat who needs to GTFO. Seriously. She doesn't pay rent but our head room mate/landlord is a bit of a softie and doesn't know how to tell her to GTFO. We are helping so we shall see how that goes. I won't get into too many details but the cops already know that if something goes terribly wrong with the inspection tonight, they must shoot her on sight. loljk But that would solve so many problems. My god. I was organizing the bathroom right? I have no idea how POSSESSIVE SHE WAS OVER A SINK. She made a point of telling my Gregg (my room mate) that the one I had started decking out was HER sink and that she's the only one who could use it. Yeah, you can use it all WHEN YOU PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT. Seriously. Our landlord is such a sweet heart and doesn't understand her rights as a landlord. This bitch of a room mate hasn't paid her rent, never made a formal agreement to but still! God dammit. Send her packing!

You  know... I could probably go on and on and on and on and on... But I gotta go attend to more of these GOD DAMN BOXES. xD See ya.